Marie’s favourite characters ever ever - Ted Mosby [How I Met Your Mother]
‘I need to see some penguins like RIGHT NOW.’ ‘When your friends have great news, you’re happy for them for about a millisecond, then you start thinking about yourself.’ ‘I would have stolen you a whole orchastra.’ ‘Pulling. Them. Off.’ ‘You know what? I’m done being single, I’m not good at it. Look, obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t. I’ll tell you something though, if a woman, not you, just some hypothetical woman, were to bear with me through all this, I think I’d make a damn good husband, because that’s the stuff I’d be good at. Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father and walking her five hypothetical dogs. Being a good kisser…’
(Source: nosuchthingas-werewolves, via cambearpig)